The NFL season officially starts this weekend and with that, so does the Detroit Lions season, but I'm not excited. I've already punted (which the Lions do a lot) on this season as a Lions fan and it's not because they aren't going to be good, that's an every year thing. It's because this team... Continue Reading →
“Is It Possible For A Team With Brian Lewerke At QB To Win The Big Ten?” A Complete & Totally Unbiased Assessment Of The Michigan State Spartans.
Yeah, this is going to a biased assessment of the Michigan State Spartans. Sorry, but I am not going to lie to you and put on a charade, you deserve better than that and my hatred of MSU simply runs to deep for me to try and cover it up. However, if you are a... Continue Reading →
Should Captain Andrew Luck Be Arrested For His War Crimes After Deserting His Unit & Going AWOL From His Fantasy Teams? MY COLUMN:
Like many people, I heard the news of Andrew Luck's retirement through the red ticker at the bottom of ESPN's broadcast of the Miami vs. Florida College Football game. Unlike many people, my first thought didn't go to Andrew Luck's health or the state of the Colts organization now that he was gone... It went... Continue Reading →
Fatstacks ‘Squirt’ Blog: Andrew Luck Shocks The NFL After Retiring At Age 29.
Andrew Luck just retired from the NFL as an Indianapolis Colts in the preseason while coming back from a calf injury. Luck had overcome some major shoulder issues previously in his career and reached pro-bowls, the playoffs, and really made a positive mark on the Colts organization and on the NFL. I have seen numerous... Continue Reading →
The Five Teams That HBO Should Have Selected For Their College Version of ‘Hard Knocks’ (I NEED TO SEE BRIAN KELLY EXPLODING ON NOTRE DAME MANAGERS!)
(Source)–A documentary series modeled after HBO’s popular ‘Hard Knocks’ program is coming to college football. According to various reports, Arizona State, Alabama, Washington State and Penn State have entered discussions to allow cameras and filmmakers on campus this season to shoot footage for an upcoming yet-to-be-revealed production on the popular cable channel. Penn State released... Continue Reading →
Jim Harbaugh… It’s Time To Figure It The F*** Out: Why Every Michigan Fan Should Demand A Big Ten Title In Harbaugh’s Fifth Season.
Where were you when Jim Harbaugh announced that he was returning home to coach Michigan? For Michigan fans, they know where they were. Just like how they remember where they were for "THE GAME" (2006)*, the first "Under the Lights" victory over Notre Dame in 2012, and... the "trouble with the snap" play. *Looking back... Continue Reading →
Juwan Howard is Going to ‘$hock the World’ and Win a National Title, the “Michigan” Way … That’s Right! By Being a Totally Legal, $tand-Up, by the Book, and Clean Coach. (lol)
https://twitter.com/Ballislife/status/1131274323505889286 Juwan Howard is in as the Michigan basketball coach and I am stoked. However, if you had told me a week ago that Howard was going to take over, I would have been pissed and if you had told me that two weeks ago, when Beilein was still the coach ... First, I would... Continue Reading →
I Just Picked A Perfect March Madness Bracket: How Buzz Williams, Cronin’s Cats, Jay Bilas’ Book ‘Toughness’, & The Basketball Gods Helped Me Become A Billionaire Playboy.
"F*** you Joey Brackets, this is impossible." I mutter under my breath as I crumble up my paper bracket in between my sweaty palms and shoot it toward the circular trash bin in the corner of my room. It clanks off the rim of the trash bin. "That rim isn't even the real size of... Continue Reading →
Would I Be The NBA’s LOGO If I Played In The 1950’s? MY COLUMN:
First and foremost, let me just get ahead of the "haters" here: I am f***ing ATROCIOUS at basketball. I have absolutely zero off-hand skills, I can't shoot whatsoever, I'm 5-6 (5-7 in basketball shoes), I'm slow as s*** for my size, and my entire high school career I rode the pine for a .500 squad.... Continue Reading →