*Published 11/7/2018*
It’s Time to Send these Fat and Juicy Pigs to the Slaughterhouse: Why Haven’t the Faster, Better, & Stronger Defensive Lineman of the NFL Replaced the Fat and Slow Offensive Lineman?
Brian Lewerke Caught Dancing with a TWO at Rick’s?! The MSU Quarterback Controversy is Officially Over: Rocky Lombardi is the Future.
*Published on 11/2/2018*
Golden Tate Traded to the Philadelphia Eagles for a Third Rounder. UPDATE: I NEED Bob Quinn and Matt Patricia’s (high cholesterol) Blood FATSTACKS’ (poorly written?) COLUMN:
*This was written on 10/30/2018*
As a fellow midget, I don’t care for the s*** Kyler Murray is getting for his height and hand measurements at the combine.
I am short. I stand at only 5 feet and six inches, 5-7 if you let me wear tennis shoes, and 5-7.5 if I am lucky enough to be wearing my basketball shoes. (1) Kyler Murray is not short. The average height of American males is 5-9 (2), the same as Murray, yet people want... Continue Reading →
Cassius Winston, Tom Izzo, & Thomas Kithier (Kithier? F***ing embarrassing!) Just Put Their Asses on Michigan’s Nose.
I'm distraught. Only once in my life have I ever felt this disgusted, appalled, dejected, and just flat out embarresed...(1) For some, receiving the phone call that school was cancelled on a snow day euphoric, but for me, it was a death sentence. Whenever there was a snow day, it basically meant that I was... Continue Reading →
Adam Levine & Maroon 5’s SB 53 Halftime Show will be the most Magnificent, Beautiful, Breathtaking, Sexy (Wet?) Halftime Show of ALL TIME.
Photo of Maroon 5 at SB 53 Halftime Show Rehearsal. Hey YOU! Yeah, YOU! Shut the hell up about how "lame", "horrible", and "white" it is to have Adam Levine & Maroon 5 perform at the Super Bowl 53 Halftime Show. I don't give a shit if it's in Atlanta ("the home of hip-hop")! Maroon... Continue Reading →
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